“It’s got to be here somewhere, rip that mattress open” it’s amazing how greedy some people are. My Grandfather has just died; Mum hasn’t seen him since my Grandmother died several years ago yet here she is now, barely two hours since the hospital rang. “Mum, why would you think he would leave you anything anyway?” “He’s got to leave it to somebody Jenny, this house, his car, over 50 grand in the bank, the tight bastard didn’t spend any money while he was alive the least he could do is leave it to me now”
I found it in a box in the wardrobe, after scanning through it I handed it to Mum with a smirk on my face. How fantastic Granddad! You really are the best!
“What??” Mum screeched “everything but £20.00 to the RSPCA” “buy yourself a drink Marge; you will need it after searching for this will”.