Friday, 17 August 2012

Response 4: Ruler of Time, Space and Calculation

Don’t talk to me about time machines. I own the world’s greatest time machine.

Doctor Who, Doctor WHO indeed! He is a nobody with a blue box. I mean, sure, the TARDIS is bigger on the inside but it’s not a patch on what I possess.

Doc Brown and Marty McFly? Bah! That’s some granddad and poser in a vest who own a banged up old car. 88mph? I’ve gone faster than that in my Renault Clio. Why do they have a movie? I deserve a biopic for my time machine.

I watched Time Travellers Wife on Netflix last week and I’m way better than that dude too. He evaporates and dies, I am not going anywhere and rule this timey wimey stuff.

I’m number one in this time game. I own a men’s Casio digital watch and my time machine even has a calculator. Suck on that time bandits!

1 comment:

  1. I get the distinct impression this person's not a sci fi fan. The Casio digital watch was perhaps the official time machine of the 80s...