Friday, 7 December 2012

Response 4: A surprise visitor

It was 9pm on a Saturday night, I'd normally be out with the girls by now but I just didn’t feel like it, I didn’t know what was wrong with me recently but all I wanted to do was sleep and eat, I felt depressed at the fact I'd piled on weight but no wonder with me not going to the gym for weeks I just couldn’t be bothered, I ran myself a hot bath and filled it with bubbles, I was 21 and I felt like a 40 year old, as I lay in the bath I felt the worst stomach ache ever, what I thought was trapped wind so I just pushed, as I expected a trump to come out I was shocked to see a frickin baby’s head?? What the hell how could this happen I’m not even pregnant? I haven’t had sex since…. Wait.. oh sh*t.

1 comment:

  1. Haha, this made me laugh out loud. Wonder what she thought that swollen tummy was all about over the past 9 months. Congratulations, this is my winner!

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