Friday, 11 January 2013

Response 1: I am a Master Villain...Repeat and Believe!

I’m manly, menacing and serious. Yes, I’m manly, menacing… how do I play this? How would The Joker do this? Wait… I’m not a crazy clown. I am a serious master villain.
“You talking to me? Oi Cameron, you talking to me? Well, I’m the only one here…” No, Travis Bickle was not a master villain. At best, he was a henchman. Need to think straight and serious. I might as well just shout, “make my day punk” and flick the switch. Now that’d make me a joker.
Ok here goes, “Can I be put through to the Prime Minster please? Yes, I can hold”. Damn it… shouldn’t have said that. Master villains don’t hold.
“Hello… no I can’t leave a message. Tell him this is a call he REALLY needs to take. I have a proposition for him and his answer will determine whether planet Earth lives or dies…”

1 comment:

  1. An entertaining tale. Something tells me earth will live to see another day, back to villain school Bickle