I’m manly, menacing and serious. Yes, I’m manly, menacing… how do I play this? How would The Joker do this? Wait… I’m not a crazy clown. I am a serious master villain.
“You talking to me? Oi Cameron, you talking to me? Well, I’m the only one here…” No, Travis Bickle was not a master villain. At best, he was a henchman. Need to think straight and serious. I might as well just shout, “make my day punk” and flick the switch. Now that’d make me a joker.
Ok here goes, “Can I be put through to the Prime Minster please? Yes, I can hold”. Damn it… shouldn’t have said that. Master villains don’t hold.
“Hello… no I can’t leave a message. Tell him this is a call he REALLY needs to take. I have a proposition for him and his answer will determine whether planet Earth lives or dies…”
An entertaining tale. Something tells me earth will live to see another day, back to villain school Bickle
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