So the worlds going to end tomorrow and nobody knows it but me, I’m not going to be sad, I’m going to make the best of a bad situation.
I walk into work and instead of greeting my boss good morning I tell him to go screw himself, what’s he going to do sack me? The world is ending tomorrow remember... Throughout the day I give random abuse to customers who over the years have really pissed me off, god this feels good! We will have no customers left by the end of the day but oh well the world is ending tomorrow. As the day comes to an end the last thing I do is scratch the bright red paint of my boss’s car on the way out!
My alarm clock rings, I wake up confused; one thing I know for sure is the world hasn’t ended… oh crap!