The most
obese people in Europe. Blame those foodie programmes. I’d switch over but
Tracy lost the remote.
The most
constipated people in Europe. At least the loos beat those holes in the ground.
The least
successful football team in Europe. Those who can do. Those who can’t watch foreigners
do it for us down the boozer on Sky.
The poorest
language skills in Europe. Whadda ya you mean you don’t speaka de English,
Pedro!
The most
divided society in Europe. And be careful where you put those dirty boots when
you’re parking my Bentley.
The worst
teenage pregnancy rates in Europe. What with council houses so hard to find
round here, too!
The longest
working hours in Europe. See the 9 to 5 sequel , 9 to 8.30. And lunch is
cancelled.
Have to get
out of this place. Or it will be the last thing I ever do.
Sounds like a manifesto for broken Britain. Good work. Very close second.
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