Friday, 31 May 2013

Response 2: I'm being followed

I’ve ranted and raved for years about the world, and all that’s wrong with it. In fact, I’ve always prided myself on an open mind, a capacity to think outside the box, to think laterally and rebel against decades of vertical educational conditioning. And at times it’s led me to harbour theories that would raise an eyebrow in more predictable minds.

Princess Di was murdered. Mankind was seeded by a race of ancient aliens. The moon is artificial. The royal family are actually a malignant species of giant reptiles. 9.11 was inspired by the CIA. The western democratic model is a charade, designed to give gullible citizens the illusion of choice. Fluoride may protect your teeth but only at the expense of your brain.

Sadly, my insights went un-noticed, even derided. I was resigned to being a lone voice in the wilderness. Then I discovered Twitter. And you know what?

1 comment:

  1. A good take on the theme, very eloquently told. Reminds me of an the old saying - just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.