Friday, 10 May 2013

Response 3: It's a fix?

10 years my wife has been sending me to the local shop to put the lottery on, but not once in those 10 years have I actually been, I tell her I check them every night and we are unlucky , we never win a penny… the silly bugger believes me every time.

Instead I stop off at the local boozer and buy a pint, I don’t believe in it I think it’s a bloody fix.

I should have listened to her in the end then maybe I wouldn’t be sat in the pub without a penny – the one time she gives me numbers to put on instead of a lucky dip I should have just put it on. It didn’t even cross my mind that we could have won… but that day we did win… 10million pounds,

The shock of winning killed my darling wife, if only she knew…

1 comment:

  1. Haha, perhaps he'll drown his sorrows down the local - would love to know where you can still get a pint for £1 though. Liked the twist at the end. This week's WINNER!