Friday, 19 July 2013

Response 2: A little bird told me

A little bird told me my girlfriend was going out with Phil. Had been for a few weeks now, and everybody knew.

A little bird told me I was a stone overweight. Must have been eating all the pies, not to mention the chips, peas and gravy.

A little bird told me I wasn’t really who I thought I was. My dad was a visiting seaman who was in port for a couple of weeks and got a bit too friendly with my mum.

A little bird told me I was out of the football team. Coach was not happy with my recent form, and I wasn’t pulling my weight.

A little bird told me the bakery was no longer stocking chocolate gateau, and would be selling low fat carrot cake now.

A little bird told me I would soon be transferred to Scunthorpe.


I told it to p**s off. 

1 comment:

  1. Don't shoot the messenger…unless it's an annoying little shit like this. Nice story.

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