Friday, 2 August 2013

Response 1: Our perfect house

We’ve won the lottery!  OMG I can’t believe it! 

That was several months ago, today we are moving into our new home.  A palatial manor house in Alderley Edge.  We are going on a cruise whilst we have instructed a firm of furniture removers to handle everything.  On our return we will be able to walk into our brand new home and everything will be unpacked and perfect.

The movers had left our old house empty, every scrap of new furniture for our new home gone, perfect so far.  On arrival at our new home it too was empty, the curtains, carpets and furnishing I had so lovingly picked out gone.  As I ran from room to room it slowly dawned on me we had been screwed over, nothing remained.  Perhaps the name of the removal firm should have rang bells, but Robin B’arstard sounded ok to me??


  1. Hee hee...
    Ooooh that's really tickled me! A great dad joke. Love it!

    It has to be. Keep chuckling to myself. My kinda humour. Well done whoever you are................