While standing in line at the bank one afternoon, my three year old toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now", she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. Mustering up the last shreds of dignity I had, I grabbed my daughter’s hand and marched quickly out of the bank. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were loud screams of uncontrolled laughter.