Friday, 21 February 2014

Response 2: I'm not arrogant, I really am that good


It wasn’t that I didn’t understand the instructions. How could I not? I am highly intelligent, after all, the top of the class in everything. Well, in nearly everything.

I’m fit, too, and I’m strong. I run every day, I lift, I’m on the football team. Well I should be, everyone knows that. I should have been picked, he just doesn’t like me.

So the chances of my ever getting into a situation that I can’t get out of are really small. It’s so unlikely that I would not get it right, and even if I didn’t see it coming I’m sure I would be able to deal with almost anything. There’s nothing I can’t handle.

I could always keep up with the group, I’d never lose my way in the dark, and if I did I could navigate back. By the stars or something. If it wasn’t cloudy.

Bugger.

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha
    We all know lots of smart arse know it alls and have seen this far too many times, and have probably been guilty of it too.
    Good luck - I wonder if they've found their way yet?

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